“Many apperared to be in the terminal stages of campaign bloat, a gruesome kind of false-fat condition that is said to be connected somehow with failing adrenal glands. The swelling begins within twenty-four hours of that moment when the victim first begins to suspect that the campaign is essentially meaningless. At that point, the body´s entire adrenalin supply is sucked back into the gizzard, and nothing either candidate says, does, or generates will cause it to rise again … The neck-flesh droops, and the belly swells up like a frog´s throat … The brain fills with noxious waste fluids, the tongue is rubbed raw on the molars, and the basic perception antennae begin dying like hairs in a bonfire.”
by H.S.T.
Guess I need someone constantly throwing hand-grenades after me during the holidays…
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