Is Father Christmas a Communist?

He obviously is A red.

And he has a beard like Fidel Castro. Stalin had one too, Lenin had one. Even Hitler grew a beard, and the latter at least was a (national-) socialist.

Like the red-commie Cubans he can´t afford a decent car (Acura, Mercedes-Benz) and still has this shady old clunker-sleigh.

And he´s giving away free shit (like in social security free!!!) to kids.

W.W.J.D.?
What would J. Edgar Hoover do?