Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Hun cometh

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A spectre is haunting Europe – the spectre of insanity.

Thousands and thousands of people break against our fortress. Our fortress of freedom, light and sanity. The hordes of the Hun flood these lands. They rush over the soil, push into the homecountry, the very heart of Enlightment. The Hun spreads the disease of ignorance, idiocy and exclusion. It is time to stand up, to raise one´s voice and to drive the Hun back into the sea of aberration.

The hordes are gathering this weekend. The Hun sends it´s expeditionary force towards a free land to dull the upright people, to quest and destroy their way of living. An army of 120.000 is expected. Besieging a city of 500.000.

No one needs you, no one likes you, no one wants you. You don´t care. You are god-like, we are human. No one wants you. You don´t care.

Polling data show: In the federal-state of Saxony 24 percent of the people are Christians. Some more in the rural areas, less in the cities. Out of these 24 percent, only one third states themselves as religious. That’s a total of eight percent actual believing out there. There are more gays.

Twenty-four percent. The age of the Hun is overcome. He fell out of time. Left behind by the present. The Hun is still searching for yesterday´s answers. The Hun is an atavism, like steam trains and horse coaches - still running but of no use nor importance. He cries out loudly and wants to be heard, but no one is listening anymore.

With 24 percent I doubt that the Hun is of any relevance in what we call "civil society".

On mission, the Hun is humble though. He doesn´t need anything. Doesn´t want to bother the people here. He just disappears quietly in some corner and follow his ideas. Not.

The Hun is taking over the place. The hordes are flooding the streets and boulevards. Taking over the home of the godless. Showing their pennant everywhere.

Hey, it´s just a 120.000. No problem to squeeze them in. Nobody will be bothered. Not. It´s like the Love parade – just without the love. The techno-heads at least had the decency to pay.
Not the Hun: He cometh to our homes, lies in our beds, eats our food. And we pay contribution.

The Hun does not believe in hotels nor hostels. He does not believe in camping-sites and Bed-n-breakfasts. For months, the Khans of the “Evangelischer Kirchentag” were constantly mourning: The locals won´t give us shelter. There is no hospitality in this place, the leaders of the hostile Hun are claiminig.

You know, I once heard a story of a guy who went to an overcrowded city too. Maybe the Hun can find a nice barn outside the town as well. (Does anyone know, if Joseph and Mary got counted in the end? Otherwise it would have been tax-evasion.)

It needs chuzpe. It is ignorant and malicious. The horde is gathering – we pay the bill. We have to deal with the accommodation. We have to deal with the traffic-issues. We have to ensure the security for the Hun.

The Hun is leeching on the veins of society - as he always did. Tourists pay for their visit to Dresden. The Hun gets payed. The city of Dresden spends several Millions out of the cultural-budget for this event. Money for theaters, museums, galleries and small projects, given to the greedy Hun. Given to the Hun to despise our way of living, to spit in the faces of decency, sanity and rationality.

Furthermore, he lets himself pay by the state. The state collects the tax-money for the two big churches. He pays the salary for priests and bishops. He pays for retirement homes. Funds Christian schools and Kindergartens, where the most vulnerable ones get indoctrinated with hatred and exclusion.

But the Hun is poor. So he cannot afford to pay the musicians and acts on his gathering. (Of course he pays, but not in money, he pays in relief and salvation).
Therefore the claim: "Wo Dein Schatz ist, soll Dein Herz sein!" - Where your treasure is, shall be your heart. If your money is in our pocket, your soul should be there too.

The Hun is so poor; he cannot even afford to pay standard wages to his employees.
Who needs money if he has such an exclusive employer? Not everyone is allowed to work for the Hun and earn tax-money: Marriage issues, an open mind, homosexuality, or the wrong faith and you are out. Equality of treatment is of concern everywhere in our society - but in the Horde.

I don’t hate the Hun. It´s not hatred. It is a mixture of impotence and disgust. It´s the same feeling one gets staring at a retarded kid.

Why is the Hun coming to my hometown? The majority despises his ideas. We are good without him. So why Dresden? Can´t you gather on some field, in the woods? We pull a fence around it and erect some watchtowers – just for your protection.

The Hun is on mission. He is craving for new souls to corrupt. New minds to spoil, new lifes to waste. The Hun wants to bring the dark back into the enlighted world. In the age of complex answers the simple-minded look for the simple ones. The Hun´s believe is just a crutch, for the things the Hun does not understand – or, is not willing to understand.

Now he is out. The Horde rides once again to spread the narrow-minded ideas of Christianity. To impose its dogmata on the world. “Either you´re with us, or without us!” the Hun yells. He is out to corrupt our world. And we bear the burden, we fund his feast, we give him shelter. We´re the sheep and he is the butcher. The Hun is the death of our society: His ideas of exclusivity and salvation through some higher entity despise the ideas of equality, sanity and freedom.


Use your brains instead of bibles!

And always keep in mind: “Jesus” is just the guy that mows my lawn.

1 comment:

Locky Stewart said...

hmmm....
very very very well written. Wonderful diction and a well carried across point.
you write far better than someone with english as his first language.

Shit man....