Stunning Facts About Love

• The cinematic masterpiece “2girls1cup” was inspired by the IKEA commercial “2blokes1cupboard”.

• Women are just walking porn.

• As long as a corpse is still warm, it is not necrophilia.

• Women should only use old, flabby cucumbers as sex aid, these won´t break that quickly.

• A blowjob turns into anal-sex as soon “it” finds it´s way out
  

• Deep-Throat becomes rather prickly if you tip your prick in gastric acid.

• I have three daddies. I was adopted and raised by a gay “couple” in a love triangle.

• First time in history latest transfusion-medicine enables men to blush and – at the same time – have an enormous (of course) erection.